Academy Chatter: If you could elect anyone to be President, who would it be and why?
September 16, 2016
Simon Neta, junior: “Chuck Norris because he’s Chuck Norris.”
Noah Frigo, junior: “ Adam Dietzo. He’s a legend.”
Ben Lelinski, junior: “George W. Bush. Fool me once, shame on you; he can’t be fooled.”
Isaac Sidon, junior: “J Cole because he’s the realist.”
Fernando Yanez, junior: “Kendrick Lamar because he’s more real.”
Aldo Gonzales,junior: “ Ben Shapiro because he’s always right.”
Emily Martin, senior: “Rachel Sladky because she’s awesome.”
Sarah Zarvan, senior: “No one–because I haven’t heard of a good candidate yet.”
Lexi FitzGerald, senior: “Ben Vancamp because I would trust him running this country.”
Anya Carlson, senior: “Trump because he is a successful, conservative business man and we need all the help we can get in our economy.
Ella Hunt, senior: “Alex Wasilkoff because he’s a leader.”
Isabel Canadeo, senior: “My dad because he is very personal and professional! Plus, I want to live in the White House.”
Carly Noble, senior: “Probably Stephen Lovell because he’s the best student body president.”
Kassandra Baeten, senior: “Sam Conard because he’s so sweet and a cutie.”
Ryan Ehlinger, senior: “Melissa Gorzelanczyk, a good author.”
Mike DeLeers, senior: “Kassie Baeten, obvious reasons.”
Carolyn Brown, staff: “Mitt Romney. He seems honest.”
Chris May, senior: “Donald Trump, greatest candidate we’ve ever had as a country”
Sam Conard, senior: “Hillary Duff, never seen a prettier woman.”
Claire Rotherham, senior: “Myself, I’d be a really good president.”
Kelly Lamas, senior: “Ally Groher because she is a good leader.”
Ally Groher, senior: “Kassie Baeten because of her beautiful blonde hair.”
Collin Clark, senior: “Aaron Rodgers because he is a good leader and very likeable.”
Jacob Biese, sophomore: “Harambe. He is better than Hillary and Trump combined because Harambe was being a better mother than the mother that let the child drop into the enclosure.
Whitney Walczyk, senior: “The Pope because he would rule justly.”
Iris Li, senior: “Mrs. Hall because she is very internationally minded.”
Marina Frechette, senior: “Mrs. Gilson because she never gave me a referral for being late to her class.”
Nick Messerschmidt, senior: “Sam Conard because of his work ethic.”
Maddie Reitz, junior: “Myself… because I’m cool.”
Ismaiil Nur, junior: “Me, I am the most qualified.”
Grant Noble, junior: “Cory McCracken because he would worry about the process to become a successful country, not the outcome.”
Logan Braun, junior: “Mrs. Gilson. She leads our class to success and could definitely lead this country to success. “
Jadon Motquin, senior: “Brady Bjork because he’s just that good looking.”
Max Pallini, junior: “Danny Stewart because he knows how to have fun but get down, dirty and sassy when it’s time.”
Grace Campbell, junior: “Julie Campbell because she is the wisest woman I know.”
Michael DeLeers, senior: “Probably someone with nice hair, obvious reasons.”
Max Liegel, senior: “Myself probably because I would end world hunger.”
Ryan OConnell, senior: “Brennan Gestrich because he is Brennen Gestrich.”
Lachlan Johnson, senior: “Mike DeLeers because he has nice hair.”
Stephen Lovell, senior: “Patrick Darling because he is really funny.”
Clayton Lisowski, senior: “Kid President.”
Ben Richards, senior: “Clayton Lisowski because he is smart.”
Mitch Chosa, sophomore: “My father because he is very wise.”
Anna Tristani, senior: “Madalyn Foscato because she wins every argument.”
Madalyn Foscato, senior: “George Clooney, he’d be a good-looking president.”
Madeline Darling, sophomore: “Myself because I’d run a great country.”
Meghan Yakel, junior: “Claire Rotherham because I like her shoes.”
Ryan O’Connell, senior: “I’d elect Max Liegel because he claims he can end world hunger.”
Jackson Strohmeier, junior: “Ben Carson because he is fully qualified, and he is level headed and will make good deductions because he thinks. He is also not a lifetime politician. He knows how life is with a real job in the real world being a brain surgeon.
Izzy Kellner, sophomore: “My dog Buddy because he knows what he stands for.”
Abby Anderson, junior: “Waka Flocka because he knows what’s up and is real.”
Jay Stadtmueller, junior: “Coach Sydney because he gets his point across.”
Ethan Wheeler, junior: “Coach Champeau because he is chill.”
Chandler Zak, junior: “Reese Johnson because he is a role model.”
Avery Lyons, junior: “Avery because he is cool.”
Chase Mura, junior: “Alex Trigueros because he is my friend.”
Izzy Kellner, sophomore: “My dog Buddy because he knows what he stands for.”
Abby Anderson, junior: “Waka Flocka because he knows what’s up and is real.”
Jay Stadtmueller, junior: “Coach Sydney because he gets his point across.”
Ethan Wheeler, junior: “Coach Champeau because he is chill.”
Chandler Zak, junior: “Reese Johnson because he is a role model.”
Avery Lyons, junior: “Avery because he is cool.”
Chase Mura, junior: “Alex Trigueros because he is my friend.”
Cole Cullen, junior: “ Myself.”
Alex McKean, junior: “ God, because He is all-knowing.”
Simon Neta, junior: “ Trump.”
Mitchell Grzybowski, senior: “ Myself.”
Christopher Kapic, junior: “ Mr. Kriegl.”
Avery Lyons, junior: “ Ramon Robles.”
Danielle Lippert, junior: “ Claire Sievert because she said she would give everyone egg rolls.”
Claire Sievert, junior: “Danielle Lippert because she would create a bring-your-dog-to-school mandatory day.”
Eliza Stackhouse, junior: “ Maddie Glosny.”
Dahyana Flores, junior: “ Claire Sievert because of the egg rolls.”
Olivia Escalante, junior: “ Claire Sievert because of the egg rolls.”
Denice Aispuro, junior: “ Claire Sievert because she’s going to give everyone egg rolls.”
Caragan Olles, freshman: “My cousin Payton Van Den Heuvel in 11th grade because he has a presidential face and would probably do a better job than Hillary would.”
Julia Slusarek, sophomore: “Donald Trump because I could write a book about how amazing he is.”
Madeline Darling, sophomore: “Myself because I am a great decision-maker.”
Colleen Lois, junior: “Rand Paul because the dude is a hardcore libertarian.”
Emma Del Frate, junior: “Peyton Manning because he apparently has nothing better to do.”
Max Sonnenburg, sophomore: “Donald Trump because he’s healthy.”
Olivia Vandenelzen, sophomore: “Julia Slusarek because I feel she could make the biggest impact on our country.”
Katie Kulick, sophomore: “Mitt Romney because he would be a good president, or myself because I know what to do.”
Grace O’Malley, sophomore: “Bernie Sanders because he loves everyone, even Republicans, or the little boy who got Harambe killed–he seems to get a lot done.”
Mr. Greisen, staff: “Harry Geiser, conservative, brilliant and a farmer.”
Eliza Stackhouse, junior: “Ava Vande Corput, the potato, because she has unlimited potatoes.”
Olivia Vanden Elzen, sophomore: “Kim Kardashian because she can really make an impact on the world.”
James Kanning, sophomore: “Harambe. Do I need to explain it, it’s Harambe.”
Abby Comar, sophomore: “Kanye West because if he can handle living with the Kardashians, he can handle our country.”
Lee Ni, senior: “Michael Jordan. Spread the basketball culture.”
Frank Sun, senior: “Myself. Build friendship between USA and China.”
Heather Ruby, senior: “St.Mother Teresa because she would lead us to love and help the poor.”
Christin Roskos, senior: “JFK because he rocks and has experience.”
Michael Schumacher, senior: “ Willie Nelson. He is a kind person and cares about the earth.”
Callie Adamczak, senior: “Trump, because he sends a good message.”
Jon Sollberger, senior: “Donald Trump because he is not a communist.”
Zhangchi Tian, senior: “I prefer Federer who is a tennis player because he can spread the culture of tennis.”
Ben Cao, senior: “I’d like myself because I can do it.”
Nicholas Haske, senior: “I would choose Disney because he is a good guy who created Disney World.”
Max Polack, junior: “I would choose Obama because he’s better than Trump.”
Haoyu Sun, senior: “I would choose Michael Jordan. He can teach us to play basketball.”
Jinqiu Fan, senior: “I would choose no one because if the world is in peace, why do we need a president?”
Kaifeng Tan, senior: “I would choose the Anime creator because it is good we live in anime.”