Academy Chatter: What excuse have you used to get out of school?
September 27, 2015
Ryan “Fuzz” French, freshman: “Not feeling good.”
Will Campion, senior: “I can fake a fever like no other.”
Nick Wagner, senior: “Getting home late from a Packer game.”
Shannon Kaufmann, senior: “My car is out of gas.”
Michael Trgovac, junior: “Having a messed up stomach the night before.”
Max Pallini, sophomore: “I have mono.”
Jack Kumbalek, junior: “Spinal meningitis…”
John Leonhard, junior: “My head is going to explode.”
Andrew Zipp, junior: “OK, Mom, not feeling the best.”
Teddy Suda, junior: “Coal miner’s lung.”
Benjamin Lelinski, sophomore: “Oh, one time I told my mom I was sick but then actually went hunting.”
Lily Brada, sophomore: “I never really got out of school because I don’t like being behind in class.”
Clare Ravizza, sophomore: “It was not really getting out of school, but one time I was going to be late to class and I stopped in the office to get a pass from my dad (Dr. Ravizza).”
Noah Jessick, sophomore: “Oh jeez. My mom is a nurse, so it’s pretty difficult. I don’t really skip school.”
Jack Flis, sophomore: “I want sleep.”
Hannah Ciriacks, sophomore: “I got in a snowmobile crash and couldn’t move my neck so I didn’t go to school on Monday.”
Danielle Lippert, sophomore: “I once didn’t feel like going to school the next day so the night before I acted really exhausted and then I woke up and said I didn’t feel good.”
Olivia Allen, sophomore: “I was ‘sick’.”
Hanna Dercks: sophomore: “I never really had a ‘best excuse’. When I’m sick I stay home, but I don’t try to miss school. I’d get too far behind.”
Cole Cullen, sophomore: “I just say I have family road trips.”
Madeline Moureau, junior: “I had a ‘funeral’.”
Whitney Walczyk, junior: “I don’t use excuses to get out of school because I am a dedicated student.”
Ellie Tressler, sophomore: “Probably I would have a bad sore throat, and I would say that so I could get more sleep. Just for the record, I’ve never done that.”
Maddie Woodward, sophomore: “Definitely. I don’t feel good. I get sick really easily so that one seems to work.”
Liz Scott, freshman: “I say I’m sick, and I get to stay home.”
Noah Frigo, sophomore: “Someone is in the hospital.”
William Guevara, sophomore: “When I didn’t do my project, I went to the office and said I was lightheaded and felt sick.”
Jack Kumbalek, junior: “I was in the hospital.”
Jack Halama, sophomore: “I have golf. Golf makes you miss a good amount of school.”
Eliza Stackhouse, sophomore: “My throat hurt. I would use that because I wouldn’t want to get anyone else at school sick in case I have strep or something.”
Jack Mickelson, junior: “Problems with blood sugar.”
Brooke Kerscher, junior: “Appointment.”
Alex Socha, junior: “I am sick.”
Jacob Hardy, junior: “Don’t wanna go.”
Emily Lelinski, junior: “Emotional discomfort.”
Mikayla Neveau, junior: “My stomach hurts.”
Brenda Aguilar, junior: “Performance at church.”
Meghan Yakel, sophomore: “Appointment.”
Kennedy Morgan, sophomore: “Appointment.”
Noah Jessick, sophomore: “I have a fever! I’m going to puke! My mom is a nurse–I haven’t missed school.”
Kyle Quick, freshman: “I told my teachers my mother was sick.”
Anna Grzelack, freshman: “I said that I had to go to a doctor’s appointment.”
Rebbeca Boucher, freshman: “I told them that I wasn’t feeling good and if I could go.”
Abbey Comnar, freshman: “I told them I had a dentist appointment, and I stayed out of school the whole day.”
Grace Campbell, sophomore: “A volleyball tournament.”
Loreen Hummel, sophomore: “I told my teacher I was going on holidays with my family.”
Elena Martin, junior: “I told my mum I was sick.”
Maria Weron’ska, junior: “I told my parents I was feeling dizzy, and they let me stay home.”
Ava Griffitt, freshman: “The excuse I have used the most is having a stomach ache. ”
Alex Sebor, junior: ‘The Doctor.”
Jason Revolinsky, junior: “I have to be puking for my mom to let me get out of school. It’s a tough life.”
Jake LeBreck, junior: “My mom doesn’t let me get out of school.”
Cam Knight, senior: “Well, you see, I’ve never gotten out of school ‘cause I don’t make excuses for myself because I play fair!”
Kaycee Gierczak, sophomore: “I’ve only faked sick.”
Claire Rotherham, junior: “I didn’t finish my homework.”
Isabel Kellner, freshman: “Once to get out of school, I said that I was sick with a cold and had a sore throat. That ended up with my getting mint chocolate chip ice cream and going home early from school!”
Jessa Smith, freshman: “In the morning I pretended I was sick and had my mom call school. I have done this once in middle school.”
Madalyn Foscato, junior: “I say I am really dizzy and have a bad headache. Original.”
Grady Brick, freshman: “I have never done that.”
Emily Martin, junior: “Sometimes I say I don’t like the teacher.”
Maria Ehlinger, junior: “I fake a cramp in my calf from running and say I have to stay in bed.”
Bryce Watzka, junior: “I just pretend I have a bunch of ‘sick symptoms’.”
Tommy Matthews, junior: “I have used the classic ‘I’m totally sick (but not really)’ excuse before.”
Nicholas Haske, junior: “I’ve used the ‘my neighbor’s dog ate my homework’ because I was at my neighbor’s house one time, and I spilled bacon juice on my homework and their dog ate it.”
Alec Goodwin, junior: “Sometimes I say I feel sick when I’m really not.”
Dominic McClain, senior: “I usually skip only if I was up extremely late and end up coming in later in the day to receive my homework anyway.”
BaiKai shu, sophomore: “When I was sick.”
Ali DeWilde, junior: “I have never done that.”
Rebekah Boucher, freshman: “I go to the bathroom, then walk around school.”
Nadine Druar, sophomore: “I don’t skip school.“
Jon Holzbach, sophomore: “I sleep in class.”
Jessie Qiu, junior: “I got the wrong clothes.”
Maddie Reitz, sophomore: “That I’m sick.”
Blake Olejniczak, senior: “I need more time to do homework.”
Logan Braun, sophomore: “I don’t have one.”
Matthew Kini, sophomore: “I’m too tired.”
Tyler Foytik, sophomore: “My stomach hurts.”
Maddie Halama, senior : “College visits.”
Madison Weber, senior: “I was sick.”
Annabelle Whatley, junior: “I was sick.”
Keeli Otto, senior: “I passed out during math class in freshman year.”
Rachel Phillips, sophomore: “I don’t have one.”
Ryan Martin, freshman: “My stomach hurts.”
Hope Krumrie, freshman: ”I feel sick and have to leave by lunch.”
Grace Fangman, freshman: ”I have food poisoning.”
Carly Borth, freshman: “I had a doctor’s appointment.”
Johnny Ellinger, freshman: “My sister couldn’t drive me to school.”
Owen Martzke, freshman: “I don’t like to miss school so I don’t have an excuse.”
Bella Zent, freshman: “I had a private tennis lesson.”
Grace Cooper, freshman: ”I have the flu.”
Chloe Cappomacio, freshman: ”My mom’s car broke down when leaving the driveway.”
Ben Cao, junior: “There is a nuclear threat from a Russian. I have to go home and take care of it.”
Anabelle Xiong, junior: “I feel sick.”
Kim Lambie, junior: “My sister wants me to stay home with her.”
Shanelle Steeno, junior: “I have an ‘appointment’ aka One Direction Concert.”
MariJo Lesatz, junior: “I’m sick.”
Sam Conard, junior: “I’m sick. I have ebola.”
Charlie Urick, junior: “Jesus told me not to leave early.”
Andrew Quigley, senior: “My appendix blew up.”
Isabel Canadeo, junior: “I had to help my brother move into college at St. Norbert when he had already moved in that morning.”
Lauren LaPointe, junior: “I don’t like missing school, so I go even if I don’t feel good.”
Monica Majeski, senior: “I have soccer.”
Denalyn Urcavich, junior: “Doctor’s appointment.”
Ana Holzbach, sophomore: “Hockey lessons.”
Eleanor Sladek, junior: “Cross country and soccer.”
Abby Anderson, sophomore: “Hockey private lessons or training or track.”
Elizabeth Bolin, freshman: “Cross country.”
James Kanning, freshman: “No clean uniform shirts.”
Owen Martzke, freshman: “An appointment: doctor, dentist, etc.”
Anna Huntley, freshman: “Doctor appointment.”
Evan Haas, senior: “Cross country.”
Jon Sollberger, junior: “Funeral or wedding.”
Alex Eclavea, junior: “I was enjoying life…”
Jack Kumbalek, junior: “Hospital.”
Quinn Dellise, junior: “Visiting Jack in the hospital.”
Mr. Dietzo, teacher: “Truck died in the highway coming to school.”
Hunter Mura, senior: “I don’t have one.”
Junior Lesatz, senior: “Funeral.”
Liam Gerl, junior: “When my grandmother died.”
Andrew Quigley, senior: “Appendix blew up.”
Aaron Gerondale, senior: “I was badly sick.”
Esme Vera, sophomore: “Being sick to not do a test that I didn’t study for.”
Jon Fry, sophomore: “Faked being sick because I was tired.”
Carter Olles, junior: “I’ve never faked.”
Jack Weir, senior: “Diarrhea.”
Mike Gregoire, sophomore: “Pooped in the hallway.”
Blake Olejniczak, senior: “Bad gas.”
Max McDonald, junior: “I’m fat.”
Marissa Ziefle, junior: “Being sick so that I didn’t have to take a test.”
Sam Conard, junior: “I have ebola.”
Isaac Sidon, sophomore: “I got arrested.”
Zach Krysiak • Oct 1, 2015 at 9:20 pm
My pants are still in the dryer.
Or
I don’t have enough gas in the car so I decide to play it safe.