Academy Chatter: What’s wrong with the Packers?

Academy Chatter:  Whats wrong with the Packers?

Staff Writers, Journalism I Class

Olivia Vanden Elzen, sophomore: “Because I’m not the water girl, so I can’t give them pep talks.”

Katie Kulick, sophomore: “What’s wrong with the Packers? Aaron Rodgers. Well, actually, I think it’s because so many people are injured. Wait, can we talk about the defense and how they got the ball and ran it into the endzone? That literally killed me.”

Duncan Riedi, sophomore: “They suck this year because so many people are injured.”

Drew Gunville, sophomore: “Injuries.”

Ava Vande Corput, sophomore: “Aaron Rodgers is filming more commercials than he is practicing his football skills.”

Micah Dennis, sophomore: ‘They suck.”

Bella Zent, sophomore: “They’re just going through a rough patch, but they can get back on their feet soon.”

Kelly Hogan, senior: “I literally don’t watch football.”

Greta Bosco, senior: “I think Aaron Rodgers is having girlfriend problems.”

Lexi FitzGerald, senior: “I think that they aren’t as focused as they used to be.”

Rachel Sladky, senior:  “I don’t know, but I hope they figure it out soon.”

Kelly Hogan, senior: “There’s nothing wrong with them.”

Mary Zakowski, senior: “I haven’t watched a game all season so I have no comment–haha.”

Jack Mickelson, senior: “Everything.”

Meghan Yakel, junior: “I think they are starting to play like they’re in PowderPuff.”

Claire Rotherham, senior: “They are so bad that it’s frustrating to watch. I don’t know what is wrong, but it makes me mad.”

Madalyn Foscato, senior: “McCarthy is calling the plays.”

Ben Lelinski, junior: “Lots of things, we stink.”                                                                                                                                                                              

Sra. Stover, staff: “Ha. I don’t know.”

Kevin Wengrzyn, sophomore: “Staying consistent, defense, and pass defense.”

Josh Janssen, sophomore: “Their defense.”

Josh Jansen, sophomore: “Their defense sucks.”

Hope Krumrei, sophomore: “Because they are having to use people from their practice squad, and they are not doing anything on offense or defense.”

Olivia Vanden Elzen, sophomore: “The Packers suck because I’m not the water girl, so I can’t give the pregame pep talks.”

Madeline Darling, sophomore: “Because they aren’t focused.”

Julia Slusarek, sophomore: “They lack teamwork.”

Colleen Lois, senior: “Olivia Munn.”

Caragan Olles, freshman: “They suck because they aren’t good anymore. They don’t have any stellar players.”

Mitchell Grzybowski, senior: “Their running back situation.”

Cole Cullen, junior: “Brutally honest, it might be time for a new coach.”

Hannah Dercks,junior: “They keep losing.”

Paul Gapinski, junior: “Absolutely nothing.”

Jacob Larson, junior: “The squirrel was not used enough on offense.”

Sam Schmitz, junior: “Can’t perform well in the first half.”

Simon Neta, junior: “They lost.”

Wesley Glime, sophomore: “They have a lot of injuries.”

Quinn Dellise, senior: “The offense is bad.”

John Mogan, junior: “The secondary can’t cover anybody.”

Esmeralda Vera-Hernandez, junior: “They just suck.”

Grady Brick, sophomore: “The d-line is good, but the secondary is just bad.”

Maddie Retitz, junior: “Because every other team is better.”

Grant Noble, junior: “Because they have bad chemistry.”

Matthew Kini, junior: “Too many injuries.”

David Nelson, sophomore: “Because it is a poor coaching staff.”

Jon Zacharias, junior: “They’re not winning.”

Eric Ritchay, junior: “Because the other team scores more than us.”

David Torres, senior: “Aaron Rodgers.”

Cole Peters, junior: “Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson.”

Matt Vanderleest, junior: “Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson.”

Zach Roberts, junior: “Eddy Lacy is too fat.”

Andy Lampereur, junior: “A lot, too much to list.”

Alec Hodkiewicz, senior: “Too many injuries.”

Anna Holzbach, junior: “Too many injuries.  Defense and special teams need to get better.”

Hans Ernst, junior: “No consistency.”

Kassie Baeten, senior-: “I think that our losses are coming from all the injuries on the team.”

Isaac Sidon, junior: “They aren’t the Dallas Cowboys.”

Madison Kaster, senior: “They don’t have a good defense.”

Chris May, senior: “The other teams are just too good.”

Erika Odberg, senior: They aren’t the Minnesota Vikings .”

Ally Groher, senior: “The defense.”

Kelly Lamas, senior:  “The injuries are affecting the team.”

Ni Junfeng, senior: “Maybe something with their private lives.”

Tian Zhangchi, senior: “I have no idea what’s going on with the Packers.”

Michael Trgovac, senior: “I don’t know.”

Jon Sollberger, senior: “Good question.”

Quinn Dellise, senior: “The offense is bad.”

Fan jinqiu, senior: “I’m not really sure what has happened to them.”

Richard Rehberg, senior: “No sense of urgency.”

Paul Gapinski, junior:  “Absolutely nothing!”

Tommy Schumacher, freshman: “Nothing.”

Andrew Webster, sophomore: “Nothing.”

Tian Zhangchi, senior: “They get a lot of major injuries to players.”

Cao Ban, senior: “Nothing.”

Ford Kathleen, host mom: “Might be Aaron Rodgers does not focus on the game instead of commercial.”

Lu Han, senior: “I do not know, but maybe they are having a hard time now.”

Michael DeLeers, senior: “The problem is that our defense has too many injuries.”

Danny Stewart, senior: “The Packers’ biggest problem is that Donald Driver retired too early.”

Lachlan Johnson, senior: “The problem is we need better cheerleaders.”

Maria Ehlinger, senior: “I think the Packers are going to the Super Bowl this year.”

John Ehlinger, sophomore: “I think the problem is that we need new uniforms to change things up.”